It's shit dave.
It's all shit.
It's all being made shit by loud mediocres.
Fuck this, I'm going TO BED.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

I hope you never wake up you fat fucking spastic dog molester

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

SO DO I.
I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

THAT'S A LONG TIME, YOU MUST HAVE VERY THICK WRIST SKIN.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

LOL1!11

( Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

I'll check tomorrow's evening post

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

I'm tempted to call that newspaper to put in an obituary

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

RIP Balders

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

It'll be all over the news.
THey'll have to change the tv schedules and everything.
That'll teach them.
THAT'LL TEACH THEM ALL.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

I hope more QOTW emoshitcunts kill themselves.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

"Cause of death?"
"Well.. he's clearly shot himself. But his suicide note says he threw a bullet at a wall with such intensity that it bounced off the wall and impaled him in the temple. All whilst three supermodels were watching"
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

Length? LOL

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

"Dear All
I'm sorry. I can't take it anymore.

Cheers,
Legless"
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

BETOD

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

If my wife is asleep already, I may masturbate into my pyjama bottoms.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

I masturbate into your wifes
Pyjama bottoms
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

AND I SUCK THE SPUNK OUT OF THEM WHILE I WANK NEXT TO HER AS SHE SLEEPS IN BED.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

No you dont....pft
I would have noticed
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

this sort of behaviour
is why Kleenex are plumetting down the stock market. Will no-one think of the shareholders???
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)