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Cook faster chicken! COOK FASTER!!!
this wine is running out...
(I helped save b3ta! difficultchild, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
i knew a man called michael michael

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
BULLSHIT DO YOU
YOU LYING COW
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
AND I KNEW ONE CALLED EDWARD WOOD.
SO SHOVE THAT UP YOUR NAN AND SET LIGHT TO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
haha, Eddie Wood was the network manager at Kinetic North limited
and he was a miserable cunt even by my standards
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
There was a bloke who came in to an A&E dept where I worked
an he's name was Ufuc Us... 'arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
oh noes!
can't have the wine running out now then can we?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
if it leads to top posting like that then yer, yer we can

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
oh well.
So I see you've signed up to the bash on friday?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
i sign up for all bashes.
just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
fair enough.
d'you reckon you'll make it? :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
of course!
im a right sociable cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
Acecakes.
Although I'm not going to get drunk at this bash. I'm going to be very very good. I'm not even going to drink. Much.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
wots the bloody point
drink drink drink
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
hmm well for starters get to meet the b3ta legend Legless in the flesh.
That's reason enough innit? Plus it's an excuse to go into the city! I'm a country girl - the city is a big deal for the likes of me! :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
and me, I'll be there too

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
we should share a cab and shit

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
The driver wouldn't like that

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
I'm not shitting in a cab with you or anyone else

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
at the last manc bash we had a hotel up near tony
and the cabbie talked constantly at me all the way from city centre and THEN locked the fucking door when i got there so he could finish his diatribe.

then i karate kicked him in the head smashing the windscreen thus ending his life and backflipped out the car park warbling like xena.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
The moral of this story is don't go north.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
you'd think i'd learn
the first manc bash we went to didnt pan out so well either.
i do not bash.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
I MIGHT BE COMING TOO
not in your stinking cab though.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
yeah!
mass exodus!
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
WORLD LEADERS IN FILMS
The Gordon Browning Version
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
Obama, where art thou?
NEXT
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
Boutrous Boutrous Gandhi

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
The Saddam Busters

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
Men in Barack

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
I'd watch this

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
The Curious Case of Benazir Bhutto

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
License to Kim Jong-Il

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
The Churchills Have Eyes

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
I know what Hugo Chavez did last summer

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
The hunt for Rudd October

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
ever have one of those days when you just want everyone to shut the fuck up?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
Maybe the talk board isn't the right place to be on those days.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
Not when Gilga's being an ICKLE GRUMPY BEAR AWWW

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
oh ok, give me two minutes to write SNARN across a picture of a kitten and I'll nip over to /board

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
I look forward to it.
I have a feeling people talk over there too, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
youre like some sort of columbo motherfucker

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
what the fuck is this drivel?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
And my wine is RUNNNNIIINNNG OOOOOOUUUUT

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
Better go and catch it then, hadn't you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
and?
heres 10p, call someone up and wine about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
With puns like that, you should be on QOTW

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
but I know women
I do not need to make them up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
I've got loads of wine
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
do you live on the bench in Balham?
If so, morning Eddie!
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
No
A bench in Hertfordshire.... Boringwood
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)