Although I'm not going to get drunk at this bash. I'm going to be very very good. I'm not even going to drink. Much.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
That's reason enough innit? Plus it's an excuse to go into the city! I'm a country girl - the city is a big deal for the likes of me! :P
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
and the cabbie talked constantly at me all the way from city centre and THEN locked the fucking door when i got there so he could finish his diatribe.
then i karate kicked him in the head smashing the windscreen thus ending his life and backflipped out the car park warbling like xena.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)