I would just like to thank Friz for posting Piston's standup down there
I have never been so unamused by so-called comedy in my life. Does he actually think he is funny?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

That's unecessarily harsh.
It was posted down there, why bring it up again saying something nasty?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

I was saying thank you
I hadn't seen it when it was posted before. You can ssh.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

No, you weren't.
If you wanted to say thank you, then you'd have sent a gaz.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

Why are you so grumpy this morning?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

I'm not being grumpy,
you're just being a twat for no reason.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

Oh, I forgot that you were Mr Holier-than-thou

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Not really, but if you note the general response to your thread you'll work out that it's not just me.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

I expect nothing less from those who have replied to me

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

You mean regulars on this website?
I'm pretty sure the entire internet would have a similar response to you.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

It's Piston.
He's socially retarded.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

I didn't really believe you guys
Now I do. Is he better or worse in person?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

Worse:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

It looks like I'll be playing Vicar Street in September.
It'll be my one night only comeback world tour.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

Excellent.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

you fancy him
I'm going to gaz him and say you want to sex him
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

Pfffft

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

I know a chap who has been performing stand up for sixteen years and has never been paid for a gig.
I've seen him do open spots over the course of a decade without ever getting a laugh.
I admire his tenacity.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

Why would someone do that to themselves?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

I'm fucked if I know.
He's a bit disturbing, so I don't talk to him much.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

Fair enough
Probably for the best.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

that's not very friendly
you lard-arsed gasbag
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

True
But neither was that.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

I posted something pleasant and complimentary on the internet once
but I've lost the link, sorry
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

Fuck off, you charmless, half-witted nobody.
Regards,

The Internet
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

Pickle or Piston?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Life is too short to make a distinction.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

Nonsense, hatred demands precision.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Quite.
But life is far too short to waste healthy hatred on dullards from The Internet. No matter how thick they are.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

Hatred is not an exhaustible resource.
Trust me, I'm from Ulster.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

pffft

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

This is true
but I still have a vial of hatred put by for one or two losers on here. I can't help it, I'm a tiny compressed ball of anger, rage and hate.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

I never meant to make you hate me so much :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

I CAN'T HELP IT BENJI

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

I'll change your mind,
one day
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

Maybe.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

No maybe about it toots.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

:(((((

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

barry
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

i haven't seen it
i've never met the bloke either, i care nothing for him or his stand up, no offence
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

He's on the fringes of autistic but means well.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

I can't think of any way of describing him that doesn't damn him with faint praise.

( WormuIus, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

He did a brilliant job at the festival he helped us with last year.
He's very good at dealing with lots of people on a superficial level.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

Oh Pickle, this isn't like you :(
Bad day? :)
( WormuIus, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

Ummm. Yes it is.
She's thick and charmless.

Will you shag anything on the internet?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

he will, but he won't marry them

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

But you have to get married first in order to have sex.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

These heathens do it the wrong way around.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

I hope they use a good, water-based lube.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

At least we generally stick to our own species.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

there is nothing wrong with the love between a man and a lovely sexy carp

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Not tonight love, I've got a terrible haddock.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

this isn't the time or plaice

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Nice codpiece.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

not on this forum

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

No no no
Pickle Fairy is lovely :)
( WormuIus, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Stop it

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

What's wrong pickle?
I'm just being nice :)
( WormuIus, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

That's what's wrong...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Cheer up pickle fairy :D

( WormuIus, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

I'm not sure.
Perhaps you could ask him, rather than insulting him on the internet.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

sometimes this whole internet goes too far, we only want to keep this forum pleasent, no need for name calling
i myself have been called names online in the past, dark times indeed
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

Perhaps we should hold a candle lit vigil in memory of all those who have been called names on the internet.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

something needs to be done about it
next time someone get's into name calling i hope wormulus tells on them
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

I hope this unpleasant issue passes over so we can get back to talking about food.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Food can be a very contentious issue.
I for one think it should be avoided until the community learns to heal its divisions.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

I mean we should avoid the issue of food, not food itself.
If we have a hunger strike right now it'll fuck up my dirty protest.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

Oh lord here we go again

( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)