Stephen Fry and Jonathon Ross
The bastards! I made the mistake of following them on Twitter and now I want to be an overpaid celeb. And pretentious.

One thing that I have learnt is that Jonathon Ross gets a bottle of that iced coffee stuff left on his desk each morning with an upturned glass on top of it. Bet it's ice cold too. Lucky git.
(mingeswingers, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

that hardly seems like adequate compensation for having to go on the telly.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

In all honesty
I'd cover Mr Ross on his Friday night show if I got a bottle of iced coffee. And an upturned glass.
(mingeswingers, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

You'd save the BBC a fortune.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

I can imagine The Sun covering my expenses bill now
SCANDAL - In 2009, Wobb claimed for a bottle of Coke Zero and a Freddo... 0.79% of YOUR license fee.
(mingeswingers, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

You cunt.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

you must really like your iced coffee and upturned glasses.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

thats nothing
you should see what they do for a iced bun.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

I'd rather you didn't watch
if it's all the same with you
( CowJam, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

Californiaaaaaa knows how to party

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

That state is as untouchable as Eliot Ness.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

I feel sorry for his wife
she was covered in Eliotts Mess.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

I believe that is the case.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

Ok, this is simple.
Are you incredibly talnted and charismatic?
Great, now work incredibly hard for a couple of decades and you'll be sorted.
It's THAT easy.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

either that or be fucked up enough to get on Big Brother
and act like a twat for a few weeks.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

You'll notice that lot aren't as well paid, or popular as Ross or Fry.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

I'd need to analyse the statistics.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

I love Brian Dowling.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

Well, I hate to break it to you, but...

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

Some of the original ones aren't bad.
They're just fucking ridiculous now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

That's a good point.
Anna Nolan off of the first one is a good friend of mine.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

Anna was awesome. Especially drunk.
She should have won.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

I liked her.
The Lesbo Nun.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

there can never be enough lesbian nuns in my book
/waves book

look its called `lesbian nuns in leather and boots`
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

Oh, Ty.
What did you think of the new Star Trek?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

I liked it, E counted cinema ceiling tiles
and LENSFLARE.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

I really liked it.
Spock was excellent. They did seem to like the old lensflare, alright.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

i found stephen fry's twittering to be dull
which i felt proved the point that it was a pointless medium. If stephen fry can't make it interesting, then there's no hope for anyone
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

why can no one on the internet spell "Jonathan" correctly?
also: Stephen Fry is a tedious cunt
also also: Jonathan Ross is a tedious cunt
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

I can spell it correctly
But I have had 41 years of practice
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

haha, old
oh wait
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

He can't afford to wait.
He could die at any moment.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

Old cunt.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

You mean you didn't learn to write your own name until you were TWENTY?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

HA HA YOU ARE AN OLD

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

I'm too bastard sexy for you lot
Go on, fuck off
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

old cunt

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

I have both a pot and a kettle here for you

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

racist.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

I am bit of a twat it has to be said

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

You should grow your hair long again.
That was super sexy.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

Seriously
Fuck off
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

What:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

Terrible bullying
You made me all sad with your horrible sarcasm. I might die now and it would be all your fault.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

hair was ok
preferred the jacket
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

He's far too old for you, even in that photo.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

I'm not a 14 year old with her tits out in cartoon form
I think I'm safe.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

You never know with these types.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

I'm keeping my distance

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

haha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

90% of the internet is Dislexsick
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

fuck off paedophile

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

seriously, you stuck on repeat or something
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Stephen Fry is the guest on Top Gear tonight

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

Think he'd drive his car from Kingdom
loved that ep where he thought his other half lost it
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

I remember reading something ages ago
about him owning an old black taxi.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

he does.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

nonce

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

child molester

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)