sock small mutant vagina that has grown between my bollocks and arse.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:36, archived)

...
( Gnoll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:38, archived)

I thought that everyone had one of those?
I keep a pen in mine - you never know when you might need one.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:38, archived)

pen traffic cone

It's your last day today isnt it ?

*clings on to you, weeping like a mong who's had his balloon stolen*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:40, archived)

Yep!
Did you get home, yesterday?

I did try and comfort your wife, but I fell asleep after 10 minutes, and she kicked me out. Oh, and you might want to wash the curtains.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:42, archived)

What is this last day malarkety?

( Gnoll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:43, archived)

The end of the world is nigh!
*dons sandwich board*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:45, archived)

My uneducated guess
is that you have some twisted intention of leaving b3ta talk but when a new user called niknaks starts posting on Tuesday your crafty stratagem will be exposed.
( Gnoll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:47, archived)

I look forward to my new career as Scaramanga's man servant.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)

servant cunt
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)

That, too,
although fucking Roger Moore is terribly tiresome.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)

I know
he has incredible stamina for a pensioner.

I blame c1alis soft-tabs.

Whatever the fuck they are.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:59, archived)

I take them
whilst watching my free PPV and contacting Annie77 from AIM.
( Gnoll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:02, archived)

We are all getting our shirts signed by other board members
and then we'll run around having hi-jinks and all sorts of practical joke malarkey.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:46, archived)

*sets off fire alarm*

( Gnoll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:47, archived)

*chucks water balloons*

*places potassium permanganate crystals in water supply*
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:49, archived)

*places small incendiary device made from shotgun cartridges in a locker*
(it happened in my school once)
( Gnoll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)

Inflates 200 condoms
with helium and releases them into achool hall.

One day I will stop giggling at something we did nearly a decade ago..
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)

Used or unused?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:55, archived)

Wewere bad
We weren't that bad. And at that point half the year were pretending to be lesbians anyway ;)
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:00, archived)

I got home early last night
there were extra trains laid on, all of which were empty due to the effete southern fairies all pissing off out of London as soon as they could.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:46, archived)

It's grim up north london.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)

If you fancy a drink next month
drop me a line, I'll be in Hertfordshire and I know a couple of other b3tards local.

On the other hand, I can easily understand that you'd rather eat your own legs.

Just bloody suit yourself, OK?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:46, archived)

Sounds like a plan.
I'll drop you an e-mail at some point.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)

I bet you'll bum him
and leave him in the woods if he turns up.

/jealous
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)

Will you shut the fuck up?
I don't see why you have to spoil the surprise for everyone.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:55, archived)