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We have two cats. This one is my favourite:
I stole its front legs.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
so in fact you DO have cat legs

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
you have two cat LEGS

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
So, then, what you're telling us is that
BALDMONKEY HAS CAT LEGS.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
aw kittyn.
edit: CATLEGS CATLEGS
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
I'm going to rape you.
But pretend you don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
I'll act surprised.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
did you pull the bones out
and wear the fur as cock puppets?
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
Complete with claws for her cervical pleasure.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
You've also glued its face to a dandelion.
you CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
It's a fucking prick.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
strange,
it definitely does look like a dandelion.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
It's your favourite and you still call it a prick?
What do you call the other one?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
Emerson Stranglewank III



/copyright Clairebare
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
BALDMONKEY HAS PUSSYPINS

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
what a handsome cat.
omg favouritism though, the other one is going to end up in a life of crime because of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
The other one is my wife's favourite, so it evens out.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
Here it is:
the fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
i prefer this one
lol, i like your wife's pussy lol
*shoots self in head*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
It's a fucking wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
don't put it in the washing machine, whatever you do

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
especially not with whites

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
aren't we all?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
I fucking hate cats.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
so you have a cat and you took it's legs
so... hold on a second...
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
YOU HAVE CALTEGS

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
DOGARMS.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
TORTOISENECK

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
WASPNIPPLES

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
BEECHIN

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
HORSECOCK.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
DONKEYGUMS
no, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
that's the worst insult of all

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
I know, I think I went too far

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
i wouldn't be surprised if you got stepped for this
wormulus has already gazzed cr3
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
Baldmonkey has got feline tibia

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
he doesn't have tibia. he has tabbya

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
...
...

...5 angels just grew backhair because of that joke
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
*runs around with shirt over head*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
This sort of thing really hurts my felines (feelings).

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
Why don't we all paws and reflect on what a bad joke it was.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
it's a whisker away from being genuinely offensive

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
Humour like this really puts ME OWt of sorts.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
nobody's purrfect

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
I haven't got a favourite out of our cats.
They have favourites though. Aslan prefers Double F and Lilith prefers me. Twist isn't that arsed, she just stomps about the place shouting like she owns the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
I like putting their heads in the vice.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
The Nancycat has been turned into a model citizen since she's not living with me any more.
I can't help but feel a bit bad.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)