I would like a job that will pay me to have 3 months off in the summer
So I can go sunbathing. Why is this not possible?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

just get a job that pays 1/3 more,
and save up the extra.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)

I'm not sure that would work sadly

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

She'd spend it all on booze

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

or shooze

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

These are both very true points

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

you are too valuable a commodity to release for so long
:)
( WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

Pfft

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

don't laugh
I'm being kind
:)
( WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

move to spain
August is pretty much a useless holiday month, apparently.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

August Every month
( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

Bastard

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

Wouldn't 3 months a year sunbathing leave you looking like an old chamois leather?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

Most likely
I would do other fun summer things too though, not just sunbathing. I'd probably get bored of sunbathing for that long anyway.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

I'm not sure I could manage 3 minutes sunbathing
I went out on my new cycle yesterday and the UV hitting my nerd arms caused great distress.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

It's just one of my favorite quotes =/

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

It's a quote and a half, that is.
Almost two quotes.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)