Oh random bent southerner!
Why must I put down my bottle of what is no doubt BRUT and what is also no doubt some kind of bald hair gel or something to reply?
Now I'm putting my trainers on.

Another insight.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

But what SORT of trainer Jammy?!!?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Run DMC adidas.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

bent southerner?
terrible bullying online
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

it's a well-known fact that all southerners are bumlords

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

yes yes but
bumlords with jobs
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

Not nowadays.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

fluffing and mopping up spunk in a gay bath house doesn't really count as a career
but good luck with it
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

fuck you. some of us are grateful for the work.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

this man does not represent my half of the country

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

TOWERING OBJECTION

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

are you upset enough to ignore me yet?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

not on your nelly gigglymess

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

well, as soon as your annoyance reaches ignore levels
be sure to tell the internet immediately
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)