oh well
something actually quite funny instead

www.collegehumor.com/video:1912670
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

fuck off SickRik

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

PAEDOPHILE

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

yeah, you got me there, I totally have sex with peas
as a matter of fact, I've got one stuck down my urethra right now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Mmmm, nobbly.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

bobbly,
for YOUR pleasure
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Oi you
Did you make phone calls today?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

I did. My case is being referred to a solicitor.
if you are not about to go to bed, i might ring you if I can?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Ring me any time you like

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

nobody calls me, i'm rigjt smart and everything

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

I dabbled in peas
now I'm up to twenty broad beans a day now for the same fix of urethral stimulation.

:(
( moohalaa, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

feck off, cup.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

I LOVE MY BRICK

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

I'm not clicking that.
Sorry again, Rik.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Can we get back to the business in hand.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

my devastating cancer?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Maybe they'll come up with a cure soon.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

there is always hope!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Did that biofeedback not work?
I thought it would be a success :(
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

i now have complete control over my bowels.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

This is a step in the right direction.
Cancer will feel like a right twat before long.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

what you need to do is ask Jesus to cure you
that usually works

maybe we can organise a fundraiser to get you to Lourdes
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

Surely someone on here knows him personally and is owed a favour?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

can i go to Lord's instead?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

Hahahahaha!
I wish there was a 'I love this' button for that post!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Can we get a link for love/hate this user?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Oh for GOODNESS sake.
We were going to take advantage of the scrappage allowance thingy to buy a new car.
Your car needs to have been registered before the 31st august 99, we rooted out the registration documents, and his car was registered on the 8th september 99! One week! Doh.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

What kind of car is it and how bad a state of repair is it in?

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)