I just choked on a plum because of you, you cunt.
edit: I grew up watching the Really Wild show. Doing her would be like having sex with my mum. It's dirty, it's wrong and I would.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

And by plum he means
testicle.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)

In my that's life magazine this week
there is a story about a woman who ripped out her ex lovers testicle because he didn't want to get back with her. She actually pulled it out just using her hands!

*shudders*
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

Well I'm glad
that's not my life.

*joins you in shuddering*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)

*feels the shuddering taking over*

*joins in*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:43, archived)

*fwaps*



_{What? Is that wrong?}
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)

Fwap while you still can.
The mad wimmin are after our goolies!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)

Don't see how it's my fault.
You'd have sex with your mum?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:35, archived)

I feel that the ambiguity gives me an intriguing air of mystery.

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/626382
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)