It's a conspiracy to make us all
think conspiracy theorists are dick heads!

*dons Kit Kat wrapper in place of tinfoil hat what I lefted at home*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

This has actually occurred to me - a meta-conspiracy theory,
namely that the vast majority of idiotic conspiracy websites and books have been created secretly by the CIA to, as you say, make us think all conspiracy theorists are dickheads.
Still, the X-Files was quite entertaining for the first few series, so it's not all bad.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)

I don't know if these conspiracy theories are true or not.
I do know, that my life won't change significantly as a result of nut jobs banging on about it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)

I was in love with Agent Reyes.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)

I've been rewatching the X-files
and quite frankly I want to do Scully until she's broken in two.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:05, archived)

Not in the big-haired first few series though?
She was far sexier later on avec baby.

Anderson, you am teh craaaazy. :)
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

Their are some terrible hair and wardrobe faux pas
commited in the earlier series it's true.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

Dunno. She's sort of hot-and-boring at the same time.
Definitely do-able, what with that red hais and nice legs and cute nose, but she had the most boring character ever. In one episode her dad dies and when Mulder addressed her as 'Dana' she looked at him as if she was about to file a complaint of sexual harrassment.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)

She only has that one look.
Pouting lips and one eye half closed. As if she's about to have a seizure.

But still. Pretty as hell. :)
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)

My eyes/balls must be borked
I find her about as sexually appealling as a sherry trifle.

Mmmmmmm ... sherry trifle.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

You're officially a gayer:
www.100megsfree.com/spooky42/scully/Pic01.jpg
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

Most gay men love Gillian Anderson.
It's a bit like the "Kylie effect".
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

But you sounded as if you'd like to put your winkie inside her, too?
And I know you used to like girls before you saw the light. :)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

I would probably put my winkie in her if forced.
I'm an open minded queer.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

"I'd shag Gillian Anderson if I was forced to."
Such modesty!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

I wouldn't do it if she was an average woman.
But the celebrity status makes it a bit more exciting. And she might let me watch hardcore gay porn while I bang her.

I'd probably give her a snog for free though.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

*inflaccidates*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

But
Kit-kat wrappers are now made of plastic, not brain-ray-blocking aluminium.

Clearly this was done by the Lizards to foil plans such as yours.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)