I am playing football later
What sort of goal celebration should I do?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

A glass of port

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

Slide across the floor on your face

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

Pretend your walking a dog of the toy variety with a tiny mince in your step

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

Oh, I like this one.
It's a work game and I'd do it n'all if there weren't a couple of dour sourpusses playing.

I think we should change criteria for players next month. Doesn't matter about skill, rather than your ability and desire to perform elaborate celebrations.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

Or put the ball up your top and pretend to be pregnant, that was mine.
I'd give birth to the ball too on the centre spot after.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

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We should totally do a b3tan 5 a side game. Bonus goal if the celebration is funny/original/upsetting.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

I'm going to have a Resuscitation Doll on stand by for me to make out with

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

Or a Spitfire with machine guns.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

Run across to the opposition fans
and do finger guns.
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

5 a side. No fans, unfortunately.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

I could 'finger gun' at my own feet, doing the "dance, boy, dance" style of hot-footing.
Or enlist a team-mate to be the shooter.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

two tickets to the gun show, baby.
the only way to bag a classy lady.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

On this subject
I'm playing in an invitation 6-a-side cricket tournament on Saturday. How should I celebrate my inevitable boundaries or wickets taken? there will be spectators.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

Run round the entire boundary, high fiving the crowd.
Then insist that everyone waits for you while you're bent double, getting your breath back, for 10 full minutes.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

I think most definitely this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)