Can't be me
I'm charming and smell nice in real life too
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/bogusoriginal.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

It's me glands

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

d
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

3/10
Too obvious
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

That would make for an excellent gnops.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/piston.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

How many mistakes is that now?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Hahahaha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I'm so glad I don't drive.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

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( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

Oh Jesus

( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

This kind of bullying will surely be the end of me!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

*cough Cough*
gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/143984_main.jpg
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

haha :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Pfft
You leave Sammi out of this, you terrible cunt
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Oh you horrible funny cunt :D
*mops tea from chin*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

fucking hell :)

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

No no
This is Sammi
blog.beliefnet.com/moviemom/igor_finalteaser-(2).jpg
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Aw cute

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

I'm uthed to being teathed but thatth abtholutely unnetherthary.
(igor, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Igor!
*hugs*

*backs off nervously*

*hands back arm*

How's the cellar keeping?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Dark, cold, wet and well thtocked, thir
itth lovely
(igor, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

splendid, Igor
Splendid.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

:D

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

COMEDY ACCOUNTS IST NICH GUT.

(Wormulus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

At least learn a BIT of German.
NICHT.

As in 'HITLER ACCOUNT IST NICHT FUNNY.'
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

DU BIST EIN DUMBDUMBKOPFTEN ES IST NICHT DIE TALKING IN GERMAN ZAT IST DIE PROBLEM EST IT DIESE TYPINGS IN ENGLISH

(Wormulus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

zeigen sie mir deine titten

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

NEIN! ACHT MEIN GOTT IN HIMMLER DIVE DIVE!

(Wormulus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6239777
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

Don't take the hump

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Im not pretty but I dont look anything like her
(igor, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Yes, sorry, Igor
How's Abi? Abi Normal?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

And on Corrie, from what I hear.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

I'm quite the metrosexual chameleon

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Stand in front of something stripey.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

In these shoes?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Oh hush.
Puppy.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)