I had an Eccles cake for the first time the other day
they're alright
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

I once went out with a girl from Eccles. And another one from Eccleston.
The one from Eccles had bigger breasts. Neither of them were stuffed with raisins to the best of my knowledge.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

what is breast?
spotify:track:4zgrIOozicstxkdJeZZkHm
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

A conspiracy by western governments to promote war and the capitalist status quo?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

The milk represents Stalin's fear of owls.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

haha god
that cover :(((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

i didn't know it's a cover
a cover of who/when?
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

albuuum cover dexxxy

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

eh?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

?he

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

I live in Eccles. Apparently, there are plans to redesign the shitty town centre to the "theme of an Eccles cake", it can fuck right off.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

they're made from raisins you know
they're alright

ok with coffee
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

I'm just waiting for Pontefract to be turned into a giant bit of liquorice.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

They could just start by replacing all the tarmac and work from there.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

I quite like that Christopher Ecclesomething film where he wakes up in a field and turns into jesus.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

AUGMENT JESUS INTO MY COCK

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

Eccleston.
Who is from Salford ... which is closer to Eccles than Eccleston. Probably. I could check googlemaps but that would be weird.

edit: eccles is practically in salford, you nonce
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

Please do, this is fascinating.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

Wait for cr3 to do some API mash-up.
Sounds like the perfect use for a one-use domain, there cleary isn't enough of them on the internet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

www.whydoeschristopherecclestoncomefromeccles.com
www.celebritieswhocomefromsomewherealmostbutnotquitethesameastheirsurname.org
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

Eccles is technically in Salford, but is in its own town. I live about 5 minutes away from Christopher Eccleston, he drinks in my local.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

I think I have that film.
It came free with the Daily Mail or something. I love reading the Daily Mail, it's my favourite paper.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)