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fecking twunts
working in a government building means they've moved us from black alert to amber alert. We now have to put our 4 digit employee ID into the passcard system was well as swipe out cards.

I'm a contractor so I don't have a fecking employee ID, so I can't get through any of the doors... wankers!
(I helped save b3ta! umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)
Good excuse to not go to work then
Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)
but I also
can't get to the coffee machine!!!! arrrggghhh
(I helped save b3ta! umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
But at home
you don't need a coffee machine.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)
Fuck it
Go home.

My building decided to spend this week on complete lock down. So they put a couple of our ageing servitors at the front gate, which has remained wide open all week :D Good job teh anarchists weren't too interested in us eh..
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)
Oh I don't know
some of the servitors I knew were the scariest bastards known to mankind...
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)
Servitors?
Aren't they what He-man's domestic help are called?
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)
Pub then?

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)
Go home!
Or have they locked you in?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
no, I can go
out for a smoke, I just can't get back in.. se we're all leaving the door on the catch.. so security is even worse that it was before... onstep forwards... 2 back.
(I helped save b3ta! umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)
put a different colour paint on each of the numbers
when someone puts their 4 digit number in, examine their finger, the resulting colour (say DULUX summer meadow or stagnant pond) will allow you to work out the four digits pressed
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)
This is the most
intelligent idea I have ever heard.
You are a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)