How would you deal with a followthrough in a social situation?`

( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

blame it on the boogie

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

I would remove my trousers
and wipe my arse with a small child.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Let's say you're with the Royal family, and there are no children about.
Who would you wipe your arse on?
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

The Queen or a passing corgi.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

It'd try to bite your bollocks.
And so would the corgi lololololololllolololol and then I got off the bus
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Snappy little fuckers for sure.
A hard punch on the back of the neck renders them unconcious. Same as the corgis really.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I reckon QE2 is filthy in bed. I bet she loves it up the Balmoral.

( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

I'm sure Phil is partial to the odd badly packed kebab.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Prince Charles' Cock
Obviously
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

Anthony

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)