Am I interesting?
I just did a dull thing and am shit and I posts it here and wait for attention.

PS blah blah oh dear god fucking blah
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

I love you unconditionally.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

If i didnt love you id tell you you're a shit gaylord bummer
But i do love you, in as much as man can come to love another man without playing at amateur proctology
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

*gives attention*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

I hope you never make a PODCAST
it'd be shit.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

my tshirt smells, how do I fix this

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

Have your armpits surgically replaced with plumbing elbow joints

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

Wash
It and yourself. Or go topless.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

I just walked to Puerto Banus with my tits out all the way.
I also saw Nic Cage. Probably. He stared at my tits the fucking hollywood perve.
( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

Is that the totally chavvy place?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)

If they've won the lottery, yeah

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

+and boat a fucking great bought.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

would that bought cost a yacht?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

fucking spinnakers.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

Brian and I are going to a whisky distillery
YES
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

Brian the snail?

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

Lonewolf!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)

Very OLd Skool!

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

Whiskey?
Fuck off.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

What's wrong with that?
Whiskey is the good stuff- anything else is that disgusting Scottish imitation.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

is Brian your boyfriend or something, peter breath?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

I hope you get ball cancer

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

spite your face
Your nose needs the time off.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

Cut its nose off.

( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

Is it a good smell or a bad smell?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

Stuff cotton wool up your nose.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

no ar
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)

That won't stop me.....

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

Jamaica

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

I remember when you were amusing.
This is a current affairs board now. we'll have none of that banter here.....
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

Perhaps you'd consider letting me place my balls in your mouth?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)

I bet you say that to all the girls.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

no you are dancer

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)