Oh, thats rubbish

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:12, archived)

Actually I'll ask this here instead of starting a new thread
I got bit by an insect a week ago and it didn't go away and now it swollen up again and gone all itchy.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:17, archived)

my sister-in-law has a syringe thing
that she clamps on bites and it sucks all the poison out. its a tad grim

EDIT: a lot like this
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:19, archived)

Doesn't your brother have a name?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)

i had to read my post three times before i got that
its too fucking early.
shut up :(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)

Har!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)

I don't know if it would be worth me buying one of those just for the first proper insect bite I've ever had hahaha

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)

How often do you have to be bitten and stung by stuff to make buying something like that viable?
I put it to you that your relatives are aie-aies
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)

tight cunt
its only a tenner and its reusable
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)

Not being bitten by animals is free

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)

some of us cant help being so fucking tasty

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:33, archived)

If you didn't stink quite so much of shit the flies would go elsewhere

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:36, archived)

If I were this girl I once saw on holiday I would carry one of them around with me everywhere
She was covered from head to toe in bites it looked horrid!
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)

I bet they were fags burns
Because she said no to her uncle
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:31, archived)

can you ask her if she'll buy my patented headache-away sponges?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)

Put some anithystamine cream on it or something
Failing that, ask someone who is a health professional not some wankers off the internet. Cheers.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:19, archived)

MEH! Miserence
I didn't start a new thread about it though did I? Hmmm HMMMMMMMMMM
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)

Look
I've just been woken up after five hours kip by some cunt sawing through roof slates next door. I'll grump if I fucking want. ALRIGHT!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)

You should have gone to bed earlier grumpy

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:23, archived)

I didn't finish work until 1

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:24, archived)

ok you are officially let off.

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:26, archived)

Yeah, damn right

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)

5 hours is plenty
man up, mary
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:52, archived)

Not if you have a proper job
Sweating myself inside out I was, fucking grim day.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:00, archived)

It depends what you got bitten by.
You might need a steroid injection to calm the reaction down.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)