from skimming that article it doesn't really seem that alarmist
does anyone know what the mortality rate is?
( well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)

1.5%
16.2% APR

Your swine may be reposessed if you do not vomit blood.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)

100%
Unless you've discovered the fountain of youth
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)

if only the context of my post offered some cues which might have helped avoid this comic misunderstanding :(

( well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)

Im just being difficult today
I blame the heat:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

What do you normally blame?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

JMG, of course.

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

You

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

:(

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)

The retardation.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

Thats sweet Gonzo
But i couldnt let you take the fall for it
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

It must be almost in double figures in Aberdeen right now
I don't know how you can cope
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

28 degrees on the thermometer yesterday evening

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)

I blame all the granite
And the resulting radiation
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

Stupid country always gives weather you dont expect

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

THUNDER storms here tonight
I'm looking forward to this muchly
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

i think only 3 people out of about 10000 have died so far in the uk

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)

They're regretting their rush to be fashionable.

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

Not to mention that those 3 had pre-existing medical conditions

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

so basically swine flu is killing off the weak, leaving a strong master race

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

This virus is worse than Hitler!
I demand the government take action and invade France.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)