I had a block of text on the front page
That was a long time ago and the world didn't end then either.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

Have you factored in the swine flu?

( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

PARMAGEDDON!

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

Ha!

( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)

I can't claim that one
Ben Goldacre.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)

I like him, heard him on a podcast just yesterday.

( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

APORKALYPSE

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

I had a 6 word one:
Homophobes meeting; please use back door.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

ewwww
thats gay
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

near me is "Chariots Roman Spa
(Entrance at Rear)"
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)