how do you imagine me?
Does it involve a nautilus and a tub of vaseline?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)

I see you as a jetpack with a wig strewn across it.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)

in a puffin costume staring lustily at your signed photo of chris packham
quaffing a beaker of wee
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)

I hadn't really thought about it.
For some reason my impression of internet people is usually "average build, short dark hair, male, Caucasian, possibly glasses, jeans and a tshirt" unless I know otherwise.

I had imagined mongychops to be a lot different to how he is, though.
( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)

yeah, most people don't realise he's an african midget

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)

It was the peg leg that surprised me more.

( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)

I've heard rumours his hair is luscious

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)

no, no. that's meeeeeeee

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)

I will check this at the HB's.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

i'll make sure it's in peak condition
i have no doubt that UToL's is good too though
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

It's ALL TRUE
my hair actually moves in slow motion too, just ask cr3.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

you'd best be packing some serious beak
at the bash
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

If I go I will not take it off.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)

excellent
you'd best go
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

you think i'm ugly don't you!!!!!111
:((((((((((((((((((((((((
( mongychops, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)