I hear a fog horn.
Booooooooooooo-rinnnnng.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

Speaking of horns I'm playing in St Albans tonight down The Horn if people are near there and want to have your FACES rocked off!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

widdly widdly deeeoooww chucka chucka boowopp a widdly!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

will you please stop farting the theme to match of the day

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

:( ok
*chuffs along to Ski Sunday*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

those stains are gonna be a bastard to get out of your skiddies

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

Damnation
One of the few Fridays I am not over in St Albans visiting friends :(
( M o D, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

that's nowhere near me
can you play at the nell gwynne in southsea instead?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

erm, is Camden close to there?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)

I'm playing at the Mother Shipton, Stamshaw
is that close enough for you?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

theres another one down there
join that then
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6271455
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)

You gotto do it like this,
Shawty! Ready set go!
*autotunes*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)