Please sign
This is Bruce's story

coldwetnose.blogspot.com/2009/07/innocent-bruce-is-due-to-die-on-monday.html

Please sign the petition below and maybe he will be saved.

www.thepetitionsite.com/1/BRING-BRUCE-HOME-X
(limon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

Yes, online petitions ALWAYS work.

( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

yeah right, fuck Bruce

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

this ^
why do some people believe the law only applies to others?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)

Who the feck is bruce?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)

for 24 years you've been living next door to bruce

( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

OMG SO WHO'S GOING FOR THE 10 MILLION GET ON BOARD?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)

He looks like he'd enjoy biting a baby.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

Personnally I'd just get hardcore legal help and not a petition.

Such as proving he's a 100% staffy with DNA evidence. Then they had to give him back. simple.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

I'd say that they can't so they haven't

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)

You can't prove dog breeds with DNA, unfortunately.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

Well tell them to prove it's a pit bull then

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

They can't.
They go by looks, not temperment, which is a pile of shit.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

Oh no:(
For fuck's sake, will people cop on that Staffies are not fucking pit bulls. I live in the Republic, I'll have him.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

I can help.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

anyone with a user number over 70,000 is a shitcunt
/ac

further proof is no longer required
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

7 1
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)

fact
but also terrible internet bullying here
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

We need cr3 to implement the "hide" button for users over this number.
Where's your Bugs and features suggestion post that got a lot of fat people upset?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

BAM!
b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post201115
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

Can we save him?
Not with an internet petition.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)

can't they just get another dog that looks similar?

( well, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

I would like to ask POLICE DOG's view on this matter.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)

ba ....




rk.....
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

Gotcha. Fuck him right?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

Fuck that
it's illegal for them to own that dog, people don't get let off drug or rape charges because of petitions.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)