I moved home yesterday, yay.
I'm hungry.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

And what exactly is wrong with England?
Eh?Eh?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

YOU.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

LIES
Since i moved ive become whats wrong with SCOTLAND.

Ha!

Oh:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

You just ruin everything.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)

This

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

I hate you.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

dont pretend like it doesnt give you fizzy knickers.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

He's scots now
he doesn't and can't count
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

quite a lot.
I'd like to get out for a few years,
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

I hate it.
No offence, like.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

It's ok.
I quite like it because I've never really lived in a shitty area of England.

It's still got massive shit points though.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

You lived in the East Midlands.
For four years.

The nearest I ever get to the East Midlands is Doncaster, and even then that's too close for comfort.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

It's not as bad as it's made out to be.
I was living in a student town as a student though, so I haven't lived the East Midlands life properly.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

That's because you lived in a shitty lacklustre bit.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

It's just not home.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

You should come and live with me in the new Palace Of Glittering Delights
It'd be ace
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

Wouldn't your missus object?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

Not if you do as expected
And be my cleaning bitch
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

West Yorkshire has never seemed so appealing!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

North
Geography fail
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

Well its all Inbredshire

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

Only the pretty ones survive

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

yay!
I'd like to visit Ireland.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

DO.
YOU BETTER. AND BRING THAT THING YOU CALL A BOYFRIEND ALSO.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

I'LL COME OVER AND PESTER YOU IN THAT IRELAND
AND DRINK ALL YER GIN.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

HURRRRRRAY!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

visit invade

+ with 1 million armed angry chavs.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)