One chavette's display name on my MSN list is:
"(crying face)Aunties Funeral 2 Day Very Sad And You Gana Be Missed By Loads Always In My (heart) R.I.P (wilted rose) Never New I Had Such a Fit Relative"

...The last part disturbs me.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

Yes.
They mis-spelt knew.

damn chavs.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

And you misspelt misspelt.
Damn chavs.
( Malchick, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)

*puts up middle finger*
*swears*
*swigs white-lightning*

its the weekend. My brain is dead.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

It's.
( Malchick, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)

I think this must be revenge for my usual pedantry.
Drinks more beer.
Cares not. Much.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

the whole thing disturbs me

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

Not that
fit is she fucking died, unless it was whilst jogging.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

Why the fuck is she on your MSN list then?

Send her to Grandma
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

She left my primary school in year 2 and has somehow managed to obtain my address.
It's funny how she was really geeky back then and is now a total chav.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)

I have someone
nearly exactly the same on my list, left my infants school at the end of year 2, then found my address. Except shes a fat emo slag.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)