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my brother will be 21 in 8 days
and I have no idea what to get him.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
paralytic

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
meh
he manages just fine on his own. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't want his old sister taking him out for drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
I hear those mutated hero kung-fu tortoise things are popular with children his age

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
A harmonica.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
a machete
all boys like machetes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
John Barrowman facemask

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
half an onion with a pencil stuck through it

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
an alligator stuffed full of icing sugar with a roman candle up its arse

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
Half a dog

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
An old Beano with crude willies drawn on all the characters' heads

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD box set and a vibrating butt plug

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
A pipebomb

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
A Terrapin
and a smaaaaaall aubergine.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
fuck all, the ungrateful shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
A small turtle with a plastic cowboy doll on it's back

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
A blow up sex doll of Nigella Lawson

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
life-size posable Alistair Darling action figure

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
a hang gliding lesson

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
A packet of beef and onion crisps.
Half eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
An angry otter with a bandana on.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
A wonderwoman costume
www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/2703800/Trail/searchtext%3ECOSTUME.htm
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
one of your kidneys, just in case

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
A sad looking wind-up robot that's got one leg broken so it just walks around in circles

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
a link to this subthread

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
A jamjar with 21 wasps in.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
A pencil drawing you did of him which makes him look a spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
a hand-knitted jumper with the word CRETIN across the front

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
A lifesize Barbie with a DIY drilled anus and vagina.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
Gilgamesh

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
Sports bra and plenty of toilet paper to put in it

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
A Nerf sniper rifle that comes in a briefcase and is pieced together and can shoot Nerf things from incredible distances.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
An adopted African child.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
A good big hard kick up the arse

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
A hooker for the night

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
A crude effigy of him made from bogies

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
An incestual blowjob.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
A selection of different pasta shapes

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
Photos of you in revealing negligé
Danger porn
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
this thread is the longest-running precision display of extreme boredom I've seen in a long time

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
@Gilgamesh
I dunno, I've seen worse
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)