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To be honest I'm more worried about learning to use the huge, complicated coffee machine.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
Awwww shit bro that's easy.
Ask Gilgamesh about the troubles of getting the milk off of the steamer.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
I'll show you a steamer you'll never forget

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
cup of hot water
sit the pipe in it for 5 minutes while you clean the rest of the machine
job done.

Milk will strip away the silver finish on most though, leaving you with a copper-coloured pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
or use a knife if it's gunky and shit.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
What age are you, child?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

32, old man.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
And coffee machines intimidate you?
You'd have been shit back in the industrial revolution.
Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

I didn't know that coffee machines were prevalent during the industrial revolution?
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
No, but there were EVEN BIGGER machines, with MOAR STEAM, and so forth.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)

BS - you'll be telling me next that they ran at pressures higher than 20 bar
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
Don't put words in my mouth, child.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
Yer but the kegs these days are a piece of piss and that.
Soooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
Srsly tho u gta jst squib 2 shots of grownd cofee in2 th top of u shit, twist it on 2 da macheen, pres da but-n, get yo milk, steam an froth yo milk, n pour dat shit on top.
its laik 1 shot of cofee 4 a late and 2 shots of cofee for a capacheeeknow
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
NO YOU FUCKING PRICK
You have to squash the coffee down really hard or the steam goes through it too quickly and you gt a cup of shit coffee.

Honestly, you're such a fucking prick sometimes. I hope you fucking die soon, seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
sry msed owt the squashin bt wuts dis steam u b putin thru yo cofee?
i thort it was hot water spaztik
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
you utter piss-stinking fucktard, if you don't squash the coffee into the metal cup thing you get a shit espresso
I'd get djrich to tell you all about it but he's fucked off
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
i used to like rich
i dont like many people
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
Disco Dickie is sadly missed

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
lord rest 'is sowl

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
I really wish you wouldn't say that
Wishing people would die makes me sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
I deserved it though to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
Why?
It clearly wasn't intended to be takens eriously in this case.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
It just makes me sad
even as a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
What's the worst thing we can wish each other without upsetting you?
As we really don't want to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
Toe stubbing
that's a bastard without endangering life.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
What about a papercut to the bellend/clit?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
well no because that would prevent sex
and thus might prevent the creation of a person who might cure lol aids or cancer or soemthing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
It might encourage some folk to make the beast with two backs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
WOAH

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
Mind connection there gilgy

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
I hope you stub your toe quite badly

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
I'm going to cut my toes off to prevent this eventuality.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)