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Dawn French is on the telly.
I think she looks quite tasty, she's done something different, not sure what, but oh-boy, she's moved into the 'would' catagory.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)
In all fairness here 90nz..
..given that you've stuck your penis into Pickle Pairy, Dawn French would probably constitute a step up.

Slimmer too.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)
How was PF for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
Grand, once she stopped trying to eat the flour she was being rolled in.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
When did Gonz and Pf get it on then?
Some sort of b4sh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
are you trying to find out the best way to get laid by fat b3tans?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
It's every man's DREAM

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
"OH BADGER, TURN ME INTO A BADGERJAM ROLY POLY"

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
There's not enough :( in the world for the mental image I'm getting

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
Friz, Gonz? Shitting heck
It's as though there's a b3tan woman contest to see how many she can get through. Still, she's way off the leaders.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
GOSSIP

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
You only have to ask
I'm very weak
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
Don't make me be mean to wicca !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
Go on 90nz, it'll save me a job.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
that fat bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
You're just lashing out!
You're so BRAVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
oh you are too kind!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
She never stepped out of the 'would' category.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)
I'm doing some fantastically foul farts this evening.
It's a veritable anal concerto.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
I'm only saying this to try and draw attention away from you so you can hide and feel the shame you should rightly feel.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
Mine are loud and proud
but they're aren't smelly :(
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
She wasn't really that fat when she was younger
but she seemed to grow into the stereotype people had forced upon her. It's good that she's fat and successful, but she could have just been curvaceous and successful.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
We were looking at her Autobiography today "Dear Fatty"
And it has a picture of her in her teens and she hasn't changed a single bit
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
Really?
I've been watching Comic Strip recently, and she's certainly not as big in that as she is now. Maybe she was doing more to cover it up.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
no sorry I meant to add her size has greatly expanded
but her features are exactly the same, I was just looking for a picture of it on the interwebs
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
Ah right
Definitely prettier than Jennifer.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
phwoar!
She looks stunning in this pic
www.facebook.com/pages/Dawn-French/38917909770#/photo.php?pid=1012772&id=38917909770
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
Agreed
this was the best sketch they ever did:
photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1477/186/37/38917909770/n38917909770_1012795_7435.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
i can honestly say
that they have never made me laugh, either of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
She looks like the fucking widemouth frog.
Stop being wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
NO NO NO STOP THAT
*boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
I love Dawn French
I don't find her as funny as Victoria Wood but she's still ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
I'm not a Victoria Wood fan, mostly because of the shit sitcoms she's been involved with.
But she is very good on ISIHAC.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
I'm on fucking HOLIDAY!!! *smiley face*
I know you've all missed me.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
I went to the "best restaurant in Edinburgh"
You went to Filey. I win
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
WOMEN?! COMEDY?!
RAGHLYFLARBLY
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
Soon they'll want to drive and vote and things

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)