en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pug_black_600.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Puglet1.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

sooper-husky.deviantart.com/art/Husky-Puppies-9693-128464456
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

one of those walked past me today
with a plastic cone round his head. I gave the owner a smile, which she returned, and she had cracking tits, so everyone was happy. The end.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

when I see that
it makes me realise why so many people think our dog has some husky in him.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

I was feeling a bit down, but I just went too....
images.google.co.uk/images?q=husky+puppy&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

And now the pain of a life gone wrong doesn't hurt quite as so much.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

:)

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

I really want you to get a pug
the image of you walking it around st james park is amusing.
( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

I would put a handle on its back and carry it like a briefcase

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

No no no
You should have it on a lead because then it can drag you around. And you'll have to lean back a little as you walk because it's pulling so much.
You'll look so cool doing that in your tight jeans, cowboy boots and aviator sunglasses.
( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

And it's tiny little legs will be moving really fast as it pulls you forward
tying desperately to get to the tree it just saw a squirrel climb
( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

I call my jeans "Change Counters"
Because you can actually see how much money I've got in my pockets.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

I can also see when you're pleased to see me.

( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

Which isn't often

( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

That's because I like girls innit

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

jesus wtf is that?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

it looks like someone got a dog,
cut its head off, took the face off the head, ironed the face, and then put the face back on the neck stump.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

aawwwww yee :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

it's like a dog, only shitter

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

"where is my tea? Jenkins! Come quickly!"

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

*sniffle wibbly wobble*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)