COCK TUESDAY
WOOOP WOOOOOOOOOP
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)

Hello becky

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)

Not Becky
stop pandering
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

NEVER

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

Ha ha :D
I bet Wormulus is running around the office with his shirt over his head now.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)

I did that once in primary school
and ran into a wall :(
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)

The only time I tried it was when my T-shirt was too tight and small and it ended up looking like I was headbutting myself in the stomach

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

we used to put our hands in our coat pockets and lift them in the air so our coats acted like sails
on the other side of our school fence was a huge grave yard and for some reason it was really windy. We'd blow all over the playground and it was awesome.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

I used to just do up my top button of my jacket and use it like a cape

Also whenever we played 'Superman' with my 4 mates one was Superman, one was Superboy one was Superboy 2 and I was bloody 'Supercat' :'(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

I like to think that is what Jam Master Geordie actually does when he says 'cape'

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)

awwwwwwww
think about that though, supercat had to be the best one because he's faster, more nimble and has supersenses.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

I was only allowed to talk in meows :(
They all had sonic boom vision and freeze breath. I had laserclaws and average squealing.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

Aye
And 4 paws filled with awesomely sharp claws.

With the added bonus of looking very cute.

I can imagine Supercat looking like this.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

It was SHIT. Superman is shit game anyway, I never wanted to play it. I wanted to play Spiderman
When we played Spiderman I was Spiderman. We also had Spiderboy, Spiderboy 2 and Webcat.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

When playing Spiderman you had to wear your jacket back to front too.
I've got no idea why.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

oh my...
how entirely unhilarious
i'm certainly not trying my hardest to conceal an explosive laugh in the office right now
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

BUT WHAT WAS THE FOURTH MATE?

( sleepybinky, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

YOU CAN BE SUPERPEDANT

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

OR JUST SUPEROBSERVANT, I GUESS

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

Supercat 2

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

Smelly Mark Herbbage was the evil person and we'd whip him with skipping ropes
He was always the bad guy.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

oho yes that was a good game for windy days,
and when it was calm it was time for Dizzy Ducks.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

have you seen this?!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdLVLPoRXR4
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

Baldmonkey :(

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)

See my name?
That's you that is.
(shitcunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

I think you'll find that's you

(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

OH ZING
YES

THAT IS A ZING RIGHT THERE
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

I HAVE BEEN ZINGED

(shitcunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

ADMITTANCE OF ZINGAGE IS THE FIRST STEP

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

isn't acceptance the last stage?
gotta go through denial, anger, depression and bargaining first
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

You're confusing it with the twelve steps of zing.
admitting that one cannot control one's zingage
recognizing a great zinger that can give strength;
examining past zingers with the help of a sponsor (experienced member);
making amends for these zingers;
learning to live a new life with a new code of behavior;
helping others that suffer from the same addictions or compulsions.
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)

Hello, er, whoever we're going to be accusing you of being.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

Yes.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

It's actually Wednesday here
You twat
( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)