Toblerones taste of blood.
Sorry for new post, but this is important.
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

lies!
they am great.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

Are you sure you're not
eating a used tampon?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

nah
they're not triangular
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

Depends if you want to mould them into interesting shapes
before consuming the fucker...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

I'm not having this conversation

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

Bitty


we'll have this one instead
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaargh!

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

Mummy I'm hungry

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

Are you my mummy?

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

meh!
the ratbag says that. Mr V's threatened to get her a gas mask
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:28, archived)

No,
you're an orphan.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:28, archived)

don't call me mummy
and you can have some
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

Bitty?

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)

gah
that's not the way to ask either
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

I'm hungry
*makes sucky face*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

*feeds*
(oatcakes and smoked cheddar)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)

No. They taste of blood.
They do for me, anyway.

I don't like to get chocolate on my hands, and so just bite off the next section directly.

Then I taste blood.
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

*awards 150 stupid points*

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:17, archived)

The blood is your gums bleeding.

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:17, archived)

Didn't we just have a thread about the dreaded toblerones?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)

No, you're imagining it.

( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

You are unsure?

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

I wasn't taking notice.
I only ever read the first 3 or 4 threads when I first login.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)