Pfft
I proclaim you the new Gonzo.

Can someone please dispose of the old one?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)

no let's keep both, it can be like a hilarious country house farce, with one running into a thread just as the other one disappears, saying "have you seen my brother? We're going to play tennis!"
( vladimir, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)

It'd make a great sitcom
Like the odd couple. But with great hair.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)

TREE
TREE
( vladimir, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)

TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*breath*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)

P P
O A
P G
L E
A
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( vladimir, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

*takes Gonzo outside*
*ties his leash to the old tree in the field*
*tell Gonzo to sit still*
*sheds a single tear*
*...*

*digs hole and buries body*
*returns to house*

... it's done...
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)

OH BOY ! OUTSIDE !
Oh man, oh man, I can't wait, are we going to see squirals? I think I can smell some squiral piss, they're soo cool. Look at that, a tree ! *sniffles around*, oh wow, that's so cool, look at all this grass, I think I can smell.... yes.... THERE'S A SQUIRAL ! YES !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

aww
this is so adorable
( vladimir, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)