I'm considering a part-time job working in a mortuary
Money's good and I'm not put off by dead people but it's just the smell that bothers me. What do you think?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

Dead people can't smell, you'll be alright

( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

I don't think they'll mind

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

That Mykey's joke down there was good

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

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( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

I think I'm going out for a while,
and if there aren't any better threads than this when I get back, I'm going out again.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

I think you should go for it
put up stiff upper lip
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

steer clear, it'll only be a dead-end job
( vladimir, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)