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Pre watershed nudity has given its place up to JMG repeating himself?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
Can everybody PLEASE reply to MoT's thread below so he can feel more confident.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
I think cr3 should make a bot called JMG + 1 that just posts what you posted an hour ago again.
It'd save you a lot of effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
I thought you were the bot that follows me around and disagrees ever so slightly.
Some may be mistaken as to think that's all you do on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
only you would JMG,
as you're so understandably blinded by your own brilliance that you can only focus on posts that include the acroynm JMG or ones that are in reply to your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
Well.
Take me out of this place and there's nothing else to discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
Right now on the internet
there are attractive naked ladies shoving large vegetables up themselves, ponygirls, women having intimate relations with horses, men being taken with strap-ons, cartoon dogs having gay sex, pictures of the face of almost any attractive celebrity you could name photoshopped into hard-core porn, people shagging teddies, impressionable teenagers stripping off on webcam, pensioner orgies and amputees pretending to be raped by angry midgets.

The internet's taken all the fun out of the watershed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
My generation is probably the most jaded in terms of nudity.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
young people are green when naked?
BLIMEY
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
yes
when I was a lad the closest I got to pornography was finding a copy of the Sunday Sport in the woods
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
they were always in the woods, weren't they
who were the woodland porn distributers?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
I blame squirrels

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
Not really.
There's still the novelty of it being on TV rather than the computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
isn't the watershed.com a 'watersports' website in a fully lined outdoor toolstore?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
Keep going....

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
I imagine your pants are not unlike someone chucking a shovelful of mentoes into a barrel of coca cola

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
Ha ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
And the rest
That's just your bookmarks folder.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)