It's WAR... DEROBE

( Druid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)

*removes clothes*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)

Now into ze shower block, schnell!!

( Druid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

I don't know who schnell is...
so I choose to ignore you and instead sit down and try and comb my pubes into some sort of hilarious form.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

Into horns with hair-gel, then you can sexily hang
your underwear on it for the ladies.
( Druid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)

yeah!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)

If you're daring, you could paint eyes on your old boy and call him your 'Little White Bull'.
No talk of milking time, mind.
( Druid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)

*derobes*
*causes men to vomit and children to cry, clutching their mothers dress hems*
( moohalaa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

I was going to do one of them stand there and be naked life drawing things, but I decided I'd get bored and it's not really a good place to meet women.
"so do you come here often?"
"SHUT UP WE'RE TRYING TO DRAW YOU, AND STOP SCRATCHING YOUR ARSE"
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)

What is it good for?
Hanging up your chain mail
( magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)