Indian shopkeeper with a Birmingham accent.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

Ok, Rnuk has opened it up to all offensive stereotypes.
I'm going to throw

bruised-faced chav single mum gin-drinker with pretentions to being a 'traveller'

into the ring.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

I'll see your gypsy
and raise you
fat and jolly West Indian woman with impenetrable patois dressed up in bright flowery clothes because she's off to church.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

Sorry, but in "cunt trumps"
I'll take you with "Fat tattooed ned family in matching rangers tops and "leisurewear" swigging tennants from the can and fighting anyone who looks even slightly catholic on a saturday afternoon in marching season"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

There were a few of those living in the same block of flats I was living in in Northampton.
Along with the typical fat, racist, tattoed, dolescum English.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)

English fat, racist, tattoed, dolescum Eddie. Best in the world.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)

They tried to slag off the African and Asian people living in the building to me.
Weren't impressed when they realised I was an immigrant, too.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

*scrawls 'FUK OF BACK 2 WERE U CUM FROM' on your door*

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

I ALREADY DID, LEAVE ME ALONE:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

Have you took Noit with you?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

Nope, he is in Northampton.
Sorry.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

Aw, I was hoping to scrawl it on his door instead.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

He's from Yorkshire, you could still do it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

Excellent.
*gets crayons*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

I think he prefers to go by 'Noit'

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

Overly made up southern slapper whose sole ambition is to be in Heat magazine.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

Now you're just describing Wormulus

( SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)

We've got plenty of those up North n'all.
Just that the skirts are shorter and the thighs are more thunderous.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)