We have just been spazzing...
...and you, Uncle Dill and everyone else who gave teh monies deserve a lovely gentle bumming.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

With a reach-around?

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

whilst wearing gloves of VELVET

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

That would probably be fantastic
but unfortunately I've just spluffed at the thought.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

that's just one step away
from furries...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

Noooooo!
*kills self*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

Can I have "her gorgeousness" in your will?


('ning sir, how's teh Belgium?)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

Were she mine to give away
I would not want anybody apart from you to have her. Unfortunately she is not mine to give away or even to do naughty things to.

I am well. Drinking wine and watching films. And your good self?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

I am good ta...
Have flat to myself for the weekend - all flatmates away on hols :). I have beer, I have music, all I need now is a woman.

*heads for Leith docks*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

bash.org/?246405
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

*snort*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

*snort *fwaps self raw*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

I dunno
how many times that has happened to me
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)