Uncle Dill would like to thank all the kind B3tans
who helped out tonight you're all very nice people
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

I shall donate when I get home
as I don't trust these work PCs what with IE and no spyware destroying software...

/suspicious
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)

We have just been spazzing...
...and you, Uncle Dill and everyone else who gave teh monies deserve a lovely gentle bumming.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

With a reach-around?

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

whilst wearing gloves of VELVET

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

That would probably be fantastic
but unfortunately I've just spluffed at the thought.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

that's just one step away
from furries...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

Noooooo!
*kills self*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

Can I have "her gorgeousness" in your will?


('ning sir, how's teh Belgium?)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

Were she mine to give away
I would not want anybody apart from you to have her. Unfortunately she is not mine to give away or even to do naughty things to.

I am well. Drinking wine and watching films. And your good self?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

I am good ta...
Have flat to myself for the weekend - all flatmates away on hols :). I have beer, I have music, all I need now is a woman.

*heads for Leith docks*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

bash.org/?246405
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

*snort*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

*snort *fwaps self raw*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

I dunno
how many times that has happened to me
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

I'm just speechless
so here's a pic of my very very lucky wee girl

You lot are amazing. utterly amazing. There'll need to be a big bash so I can make it up to you all with hugs
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

Awwww

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

I wish I could have donated.
*will give her £10 in my next life*
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

No problem...
always nice to help someone out :)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

I've missed something!

( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

It'll make up for your extra chromosome then
:)
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

*looks down there*
Why, I think I'm drunk enough to give little amounts of cash away.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

*Looks down there*
*can't see feet*
*resolves to go on a diet*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)