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I tell you what I found,
I found the Adult Entertainment awards.

My favourite things:
There's an award for best music
The award for "best spanking movie" went to a film called "credit card fraud", which is just puzzling
There's an award for clever title, and it went to "strollin' in the colon"

Make up an award and give it to someone, or just have some fun with that list.

Do I really have to say NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
"Best Show Called 'Torchwood'" goes to Torchwood

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
TORCHWOOD!

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
and who are you giving it to?
moohalaa? YOU SEE BECAUSE TORCHWOOD IS ABOUT A GAY MAN AND MOOHALAA IS A GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
You fucking editwhore.

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
He's saying you're gay
I'd pull his cock off if i were you.
*wishes*
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
There is an adult version of it called Touchwood

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
or the French version
Touche Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
I know. I wrote it.
www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/torchwood.gif
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
PORN ON INTAWEBZ?!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
that ron jeremy, eh?
what a fellow
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
I wish I could grow one like him.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
SUPER MARIO WINS

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr5eRxuenzs
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
How you found that I don't know.
but the fact you did makes you a total wrong'un
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
there's an article about it here
www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/super-hornio-brothers.php

SFW, unless you click on the link to download the film
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
somethingawful
 
it's a rather popular internet forum apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
Fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
Porn kills threadrush.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
Shut up! They'll notice!

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
Shit. Then it may be too late.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
The balance is restored.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
Watch Men

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
Are links now being auto tinyurled or something?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
No, I've taken this off my twitter to save b3ta with.

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
"Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge"
seems to be the porn equivalent of Citizen Kane.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
It's outrageous, it doesn't have a clever or obscene title :(

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
The original pirates was the most expensive porn film of all time

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
You could argue Caligula was more expensive
but that was not just an out and out porn film
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
I still haven't seen the first one.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
I'm glad Ashlynn Goes to College won

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
Oh man.
'It's Big, It's Black, It's Jack'.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
LOL!
www.b3ta.com/talk/6288292
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
I needed the money.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
starfish poopers
me for cock in bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)