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BOYCOTT NEWQUAY

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)
I went last year for the first time
I don't need any further persuasion.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
I went there about ten years ago
I dont imagine its improved any
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
I think I might have enjoyed it ten years ago,
a 14 year old literally threw herself at me on my first night there, so not all bad then.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
and you were 26, right?

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
30 :(

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
Even I managed to get a shag in Newquay
*sighs wistfully*
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
I thankfully avoided that hazard.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
Personally I had a guillemot.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
Did you do it in front a bunch of terns
you filthy bastard?
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)
MOOSIE

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
It is a horrible shitehole these days
I will give it that.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
BOYQUAY NEWCOTT: FASHION DETECTIVE

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
NEWKY BOYCOTT
Cricketer, brown ale drinker and all round wife-beater.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
COQUAY BOY NEWTT
ARROGANT LIZARD
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)