I am just about to drive all the way to Devon
Mummy Veritas is 60 today and is having a knees-up.
( in vino veritas, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

Hurrah for mummy veritas not being dead yet

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

\o/

( in vino veritas, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

knees fist
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

Filth on the internet!

( in vino veritas, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

You should really tell her to stop crouching if the arthritis is that bad

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

Are you going to try to get to Devon
in a jumbo jet/playtex bra? You could have a sing-along.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

I'm going on the M6 and M5 in a Skoda
I don't think it'll fit into the song.
( in vino veritas, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

I think you'll find, sir,
that a platex bra is incapable of extending itself to anything like that distance.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

it doesnt need to be stretched
if a woman was wearing it, should could indeed be going to Devon in a platex bra.
( turb0t, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

No no
in a baked bean tin, silly.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)