We're going to need a video of you in a tight top bouncing around
purely for scientific comparison purposes, of course.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)

You do know that Baroness is only 15 right?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)

You obviously don't know me very well.
Ask Badger or Dave Trouser to explain.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)

That was the joke

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)

Oh. 'k.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

Yeah' boi, gurl got bear tits, yahgets me, she iz well buff'n'tings.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)

she wasn't actually that fit..
just massive wubs.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)

I thought Baroness looks ok.
I'm sure she'll be gutted that you don't fancy her though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)

:|

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)

If I didn't think it would be used for wanking purposes, I'd actually attempt that.
That article has made me so angry.

Wear a proper bra you tennis playing slag.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)