anyone agree with me
a really strong mustard and ham sandwich (not ham and mustard, that is slighlty different) is more painful than snorting a shot of waitrose vodka....i just founf that out and it makes me find it hard to finish my sandwich off...
( Grundlebiscuit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:56, archived)

I've never eaten mustard.

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:56, archived)

me
neither
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)

i bet you have just never realised it
we all have in one way or another...
( Grundlebiscuit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)

Nor me
And considering how hot and horrible it's supposed to be, I shan't bother.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:03, archived)

Mustard is all of the yummy
It should be compulsary in schools.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:06, archived)

*concurs*
thatd rid the schools of nancy boys and emo kids and generally sort the country out. get on to jamie oliver about that, thatd be fab.
( Grundlebiscuit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:13, archived)

Oh this
yes this.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)

depends
A good strong mustard is good but when you get a mustard hit from a rogue piece in the back of the throat it is stronger than a shot of waitrose vodka.

But then again, vodka gives the mildest hit of all spirits and I don't think you really snorted it. Did you?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:03, archived)

not tonight, but many a bored 15 year old night
but no word of a lie i was pretty much living in a crack house...heehehe...scag...


(ne!)
( Grundlebiscuit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:05, archived)

When i was in slovakia
I had a beef and mustard thing that was SOOO strong I nearly collapsed in a heap of eyeball goo.
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:05, archived)

Snorting vodka is fine.
What hurts is something more sugary, like southern comfort. The sugar crystallises down the back of your nose and scratches like a bastard.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:07, archived)

i will try that tommorrow and take a picture
would it really crystallise that quickly?
( Grundlebiscuit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:11, archived)

why snort it

when you can make a very palatable vodka martini (shaken not stirred, with a twist)
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:12, archived)

cos thatd be pretty lez
snorting is much funner and more like mustard
( Grundlebiscuit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)

depends how strong the mustard is

(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:11, archived)

snorting vodka isnt that bad,
because its flat.
try snorting something fizzy... *shudders*
( toxie, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:12, archived)

like fizzy jizz?

( Grundlebiscuit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:13, archived)

Is that like
jizzy fizz? Only jizzier?
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:16, archived)

no, its exactly the same
although you may have just defined a market which isnt yet being catred for....hmmmm

*goes to drawing board*
( Grundlebiscuit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)

you students and your funny habits

what happened to the good old days of drinking the whole bottle and thinking you can fly (while balancing on the roof)?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)

i have a bad habit of breathing in when i drink.
it gets messy.
( toxie, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:20, archived)