Apthetic, detached, ambivilant, sexually demanding male
seeks dark haired, curvy, shorter than 5' 6", dirty little emo with GSOH for doing exactly as she's told.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

I hear Karl Hysteria is available.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

Must be female.
And have no aspirations to be JMG.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

To be fair, you've already done that otherwise you wouldn't have a child

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

She's not emo. Or short. Or dark haired.
And she has a terrible sense of humour.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

you're so picky

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

Of course I am...
Have you SEEN me?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

You're a veritable fucking adonis.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Prezactly.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

no, I donated my eyes to a guide dog last week

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Pity.
The blind guy needed them more.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

I know
I got a bit over enthusiastic and ticked the wrong box.. silly, silly neddy :(((((
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

Have you read what he just said about her?
I wouldn't
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

yer you would

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

This ^

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

Spread your flaps, I'm coming in dry

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

You don't deserve lube.
You deserve spit.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

how would anyone be dry
in the midst of such a silver tounged bounder
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)

I officially like you

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

shucks

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)