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Whoever writes the nicest thing about me gets a sexy picture of me and SSG.
or a date, your choice.

EDIT: Gone to pub. I'll pass judgement upon my return.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
GIBLET CUM

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
makes a good condiment because...

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
That would be a first on Masterchef

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
You're less harmful than drawing pins.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
How many drawing pins?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
a few.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
more dangerous than blu-tack, though.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
I dunno, that's a nice pipe you've got.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
i dont actually care
i already have an incredibly sexy picture of ssg anyway.
fuck orf.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
is this why all the cool kids go to the pub?

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
Probably, I'm going there shortly..
which probably makes me somewhat cooler for turning up late.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
I wish I could
but not tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
I expect talking to you is marginally less upsetting than watching a creature from beyond the universe flay your family alive.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
I was about to go to the shop and purchase wine that I couldn't really afford.
But now it's raining. Is this God telling me not to?

Christians, your opinions please.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
god says "relax"

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
Is Frankie God?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
ask the pope

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
Who knows, I was about to go to the pub, but the rain is getting heavier.
Just drink whatever's under the kitchen sink instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
god wants you to turn the rainwater into wine
by walking to the shop and buying it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
I also have this issue
BASTARD RAIN
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
the doveston knows not of joy or anger, only unrelenting disco

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

Don't you blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
i would take the stars out of the sky for you
stop the rain from falling if you asked me to,
i'd do anything for you, your wish is my command, i could move a mountain when your hand is in my hand
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
You really want that sexy SSG photo eh?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
ive forwarded it

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
morjac is MINT

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
who? what? where?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
if the stars should fall from the skies :((((((

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
i'll guess it's music, too hip for this cat

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
soz :(((((((

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
I agree. More Jack it is.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
haha i fucking love it

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
You to me are everything by The Real Thing

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
There was a character called The Doveston in a book I read
At the roll calls in the school in the book there were always kids dying due to drive bys. But the school was in Britain. And from there the humour arouse.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
I think it was a Robert Rankin book

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
JUMP AND SHOUT

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)