£2.17
Which would have been too much.
Slit it's throat next time it needs anything doing.
(Frogb3at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

I wish the abortion law timeline ran until after you were born, your mum would so have put you a shoebox in the garden.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)

You mum

EDIT: No ninja edits allowed
(Frogb3at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)

They would know where you're buried because it's where your less spasticated brother pushed his 5 a side goal post into the ground and a gassy smell of decomposed Downs rose up

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

,,,,.,,.

(Frogb3at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

"MUMMY! It smells like an eggy kabab shop in the garden!"
"Oh, don't worry about that Danny, that's where we buried your late abortion brother, he had a face like a Tesco value onion, and his cry sounded like a chuckling pony...it was for the best. Better to be an only child than have a brother who thinks dust is food."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

LOLLERPFFT!

( RedStar returneth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

Hahaha

(Frogb3at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

pfft!

( RedStar returneth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

I have to agree with you on this
Whoever they are, they're shit.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

I agree also
I was prepared for someone to be terribly shit about my post. The dog/cat arguement rages on as always on b3ta.
But I at least expected it to be someone I knew of like mongy.
( RedStar returneth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

I like both.
I'm bi-petual.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)

my friend was trying to bury her dead pet rat,
and accidentally dug up a previous resident's decomposed dog

must have been horrible
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)