IT'S TOO CUNTING HOT!

*strips*
(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

TGMTFH
woo!
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

Very yes.

( Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

*blood rushes from head*
or is that 'to head'?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

Show us your Labia Minor then

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

I've had a baby
it's like Beirut down there.
(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

I'm sooooo glad
I had caesareans...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

Stop This !

(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

stop what?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

exposing the disgustingness of feminine genitals
probably.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

Wish someone would
expose theirs to me.
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

*leans back*
*places ankles on your shoulders*
*wiggles hips*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

caesareans have nothing to do with genitals
that's kind of the whole point
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

ah maybe he's simply confused and scared
by childbirth.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

this
-also breastfeeding.
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)

Oh my
You've been split into pieces havent you....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

There was snippage and rippange
and lots of blood.

Did you know placenta looks very much like liver?
(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

I didn't see mine
but Mr V did. I won't let him tell me what it looked like cos he looked while it was still inside me
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)

are you sure
it wasn't your liver ?
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

That was a shit car
I preferred the Volva - you can get more in it
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

I can't strip any more than I already am
*melts*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

:o
*faints*
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

I've got the painters in
so 100% strippage is likely to be very messy.
(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

You know
I'm so innocent that my first thought was:

"Shouldn't the decorators have gone home at this time of night"
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

bless you

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

I read that as though you had your house being redecorated
A nasty shock when I understood what you meant
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

Same for me

(Lord Gibbon, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

I wish I was sitting on a towel
this is a leather chair and I'm sticking
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

Ditto

(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

do you think you can
get the sweat glands removed from the backs of your thighs and knees?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

A soldering iron would probably work

(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

I am in the garden
much nicer and cooler
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

bastard

(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

*blames Al Gore*
He invented the environment!
/futurama
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)