I can't strip any more than I already am
*melts*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

:o
*faints*
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

I've got the painters in
so 100% strippage is likely to be very messy.
(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

You know
I'm so innocent that my first thought was:

"Shouldn't the decorators have gone home at this time of night"
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

bless you

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

I read that as though you had your house being redecorated
A nasty shock when I understood what you meant
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

Same for me

(Lord Gibbon, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

I wish I was sitting on a towel
this is a leather chair and I'm sticking
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

Ditto

(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

do you think you can
get the sweat glands removed from the backs of your thighs and knees?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

A soldering iron would probably work

(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

I am in the garden
much nicer and cooler
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

bastard

(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)