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You know what's sad ?
That the posting is very slow due to everyone fucking around with babelfish for five minutes before they post a load of German.

It upsets me and I'm weeping into my bratwurst milkshake as I type.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:38, archived)
JUDEN!

(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:39, archived)
Oy vey
as if I dont have enough problems with the bloody arabs !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:43, archived)

?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:39, archived)
*shakes meat*

(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:40, archived)
I'm just not posting
as none of you lot are saying anything interesting :p

And I'm waiting for the guy to post the latest Order of the Stick - I need my fix dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:40, archived)

*gefistens*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:41, archived)
*says something interesting*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:41, archived)
*raises eyebrows in surprise*
*in a german way*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:42, archived)
I'm not posting
I'm too busy designing well-engineered cars and eating red meat products.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:41, archived)
*carpet bombs car factories*
*comes home to a heroes welcome*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:43, archived)
I love the Germans
they really do have the right ideas on beer, meats and cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:44, archived)
and the size of beer glasses

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:45, archived)

glasses bellies
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:46, archived)
I was told
that if you drink lots of beer that complies to the German "purity" laws (Like DAB) that you dont get a hangover.

This was told to me by a lying cunt as I have since found out
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:45, archived)
Beer I'll grant you
if you don't mind nothing but pilsener, the sausages are good... but the cheese? Are you gone mental?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:45, archived)
I'm not saying theirs is good especially
but I like their penchant for having all of those 3 things for pretty much every meal of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:48, archived)

*lets fly a big, beery sausagy fart*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:49, archived)
Aha
with you all the way on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)
the roasting whole chickens on spits in the Beer Kellers

An order of a whole chicken and a stein of beer was quite nice when I was pissed - but what a messy meal to offer a drunk man with no knife and fork.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)